User blog:Gerald-XR-Donovan/The Adventures of Gerald and Stella Season 1 Episode 3

(Stella is asleep when Gerald shakes her awake)

Stella: Huh? How'd you find out what building I lived in?

Gerald: I chose the biggest one.

Stella: Hmm.

Gerald: And then I realized something.

Stella: What?

Gerald: What do you have that Jesse doesn't?

Stella: A lot of things.

Gerald: Yes, but, what if I told you you could...

(Takes her to another world)

Gerald: FOUND YOUR OWN WORLD!

Stella: What?

Gerald: You can have your very own world by founding it.

Stella: Okay! (Places a Champion City flag) I NOW CALL THIS WORLD: Champion World!

Gerald: What? ... Oh. I get it.

Stella: CHAMPION WORLD: FOUNDED!

Gerald: Cool. Now can we go on an actual adventure? I wasted one of our five worlds so you could get something Jesse doesn't have.

Stella: Sure. Where to?

Gerald: Wherever the (buuuurp) portal gun takes us to.

(They go to a random dimension; it's the Old Builders world)

Gerald: Nope.

(They teleport to another world; they are underwater)

Gerald: blub blub blub bluuuuuuub.

(They teleport to another world; diamond world)

Stella: Sparkly.

Gerald: (takes several diamond blocks) NOPE.

(They teleport to another world; it's an obsidian world)

Gerald: You better be joking.

(They teleport to Champion City)

Stella: Huh?

Gerald: We wasted our daily 5 world allowance on TERRIBLE worlds.

Stella: Can't you program it to do 10, 20, or even infinite?

Gerald: 10? Nope. Too long. 20? UGH. NO. IT'S TOO LONG. Infinite? That's for emergencies only. Plus it drains the battery like mad.

Stella: So, what now?

Gerald: We can't end the episode yet, so... what do you normally do here?

Stella: I know.

(They enter the treasure hall)

Guard: Oh, it's just Stella and her boy-

(Gerald knocks him down with a single punch)

Gerald: Don't. Say. That. Word.

Guard: Jeez! I'm sorry!

(Lluna comes in)

Gerald: Oh yeah. This is your llama, right?

Stella: Yup. Let's have some fun bossing my bodyguards around. Rodrigo, take Lluna home, please.

(Rodrigo does so)

Stella: You try.

(Rodrigo comes back)

Gerald: Uhh... make me a sandwich.

(Rodrigo crafts a sandwich and gives it to Gerald)

Gerald: Uhh... thanks?

Stella: Uhh... yeah, that was pretty good...

Gerald: I'm not a bossy person. I'm (burps) an adventuring person.

Stella: Yeah... sorry your worlds got wasted up.

Gerald: Yeah. Sure... what else do you do?

Stella: Let's judge builds.

Gerald: Well, I should be good at that. I mean, I made the Citadel of Geralds.

(They look at the flowerbed that the Eric Stirpe gardner was making)

Gerald: It's... organized.

Stella: This whole city is organized! Those apartments are all the same! Except the top two, which are one block wider.

Gerald: Yeah. I'm more of a house person myself.

Stella: All these people here are kind enough to repay me a debt by helping me build my magnificent city.

Gerald: Isn't that slavery but with extra steps?

Stella: Uhh...

Gerald: I'm just messing with you.

Stella: Oh.

Gerald: So, what else to you wanna judge?

Stella: Uhh... hello? The sea lanterns on the statue don't line up. Can you fix that?

Citizen: Oh! My bad! Sorry, Stella!

Stella: It's fine. Just don't let it happen again!

(They look at another build and sees a woman has accidentally placed a turquoise concrete block instead of an orange one)

Stella: WELL, I NEVER!

(The woman jumps)

Stella: What is this?

Gerald: Oh dear.

Stella: Why is there a turquoise block instead of an orange block?

Woman: Oh, Gosh! I'm so sorry. I must have messed up!

Stella: You bet you did! Fix it, now!

Gerald: Wow...

(The woman replaces the block)

Stella: Good! Don't let it happen again, or you will have to REPAY me again!

Gerald: Jeez.

Stella: Let's go, Gerald.

Gerald: Sure.

(They go back to the treasure hall)

Gerald: (snoring)

Stella: Uhh...

Gerald: Wuh, what?

Stella: You fell asleep.

Gerald: Yeah. This episode is boring.

Stella: Huh?

Gerald: Let's just end it already so we can go to 4.

Stella: Okay.