User blog:Gerald-XR-Donovan/The Adventures of Gerald and Stella Season 1 Episode 5

(Gerald wakes up in Stella's treasure hall)

Gerald: Well, it's Day Five, Stella.

Stella: So, what now?

Gerald: I'm gonna take you on an old world of your-

Stella: SZECHUAN WORLD!

Gerald: Okay.

(They go to the Szechuan Sauce world)

Stella: I always suspected this was your favorite world.

Gerald: I only come for the food.

Stella: Of course.

(They get some Szechuan Sauce and go back to Champion City)

Gerald: Stella, I don't want anything to happen to your city, so, we must go to my lab.

Stella: Why, what's gonna happen?

Gerald: I'll explain in a minute.

(They go to Gerald's secret lab)

Gerald: Well, this is where it ends.

Stella: Yeah. I guess it is.

Gerald: Now, let's get him.

Stella: Him? Who's him?

Gerald: (teleports Jesse)

Jesse: ARGH!

Gerals: Ah. Jesse. Jesse. Jesse. Jesse.

Jesse: What do you want?

Gerald: Let's play a game, saboteur.

Jesse: A game? What kind of game?

Stella: Gerald, why is HE here?

Gerald: Stella, you can finally prove your strength.

Stella: Really?

Gerald: ...by fighting Jesse.

(Gerald gives Stella an enchanted diamond sword with Unbreaking V, Sharpness V, Looting V, Smite V, and Bane of Arthropods V)

Gerald: (Strips Jesse of his inventory) Wouldn't want an unfair fight. (Gives Jesse a regular diamond sword)

Jesse: UNFAIR FIGHT? She has a diamond sword with five enchantments on it! And they're cheated on! She has armor, and I have just a Diamond Sword with no enchantments!

Gerald: Whatever. (Gives Stella a potion of regeneration, a potion of strength, a potion of swiftness, and a potion of leaping) Here you go.

Jesse: This is the most unfair fight ever!

Gerald: Did Stella take out a Witherstorm? Nope. Now shut up. I've been toughening Stella up. She can easily take you down. She's my champion. A shining example of my great skills. I think she shows that I am the best mentor in the universe! I mean... she's stronger than you.

(Gerald teleports Petra, Lukas, Radar, Axel, Olivia, Xara, Jack, and Nurm to the lab)

Xara: Huh?

Gerald: Prepare to witness Jesse's last fight.

(Jesse swings at Stella but she blocks)

Gerald: There's a saying among the Geralds, Jesse. Don't start fights you can't win.

(Stella swings at Jesse, knocking 7 health off him)

Gerald: Oh yeah. Might want an advantage. (Fills Jesse's inventory with health potions)

Jesse: (drinks one, restoring his health fully)

Stella: Whatever. (Swings again)

Radar: JESSE!

(Jesse keeps drinking health potions while Stella keeps swinging at him)

Gerald: Wow! Brutal!

Jesse: (swings at Stella)

Stella: Ow! Whatever! (Swings at Jesse)

Lukas: JESSE! (Throws him a pickaxe)

Petra: We got your back! (Throws him a shield)

Radar: Uhh...

Xara: There are many ways in which Ican help!

(Stella swings at Jesse but he blocks with his shield)

Jesse: Ha! That all you got?

(Stella keeps swinging until she breaks his shield)

Jesse: No!

(Jesse knocks the sword out of Stella's hand)

Jesse: Let's see how Gerald's champion does without a weapon!

Stella: WAIT! You don't have to do this!

(Jesse walks towards her, sword in hand)

(Xara shoots at Stella)

Gerald: NO!

Stella: Wait! (Uses her Advanced Structure Block to create an obsidian shelter around her)

Gerald: Smart thinking, Stella! You really are following in my footsteps!

Jesse: She can't get out!

Gerald: That's what you think. (Teleports her her sword and a pickaxe)

Stella: (mines out)

Jesse: You think you're so tough?

(Gerald removes everything from Jesse's gang's inventories)

Gerald: Just you and Stella, Jesse.

(Stella crushes Jesse's sword)

Gerald: (stands next to Stella) Any last words, Jesse?

Jesse: Yeah.

Gerald: Go on. I wanna see you fail your last battle.

Jesse: ...no wonder people ship Sterald.

Gerald: What did you say?

Jesse: You two are perfect for each other.

Gerald: If you continue...

Jesse: Aw. How sweet. He's denying his feelings for Stella.

Gerald: Shut. Up.

Jesse: Admit it, Gerald. You love Stella.

Gerald: I don't have to admit anything.

Jesse: We'll see when you start kissing in front of me.

Gerald: I won't because it won't happen.

Jesse: Sure it won't. Stop denying it and just admit your feelings to her.

Gerald: (silence) You're... you're right Jesse. I've been... I've been living this past week a lie. All because I was too scared to admit to Stella what I was feeling.

Jesse: Is that why you keep attacking people? Because you're scared?

Gerald: No. You're just right. I should admit my feelings. Stella?

Stella: What...?

Gerald: I think it's time I shared my feelings with you.

Stella: ...go for it.

Gerald: I'M FEELING LIKE POUNDING JESSE INTO A PILE OF ITEMS! (Shoots Jesse in the stomach with a bow)

Lukas: JESSE!

Stella: You didn't... kill him... did you?

Gerald: No. He just won't be eating cake any time soon. Or anything at all, really.

Jesse: I heard the council are still after you.

Gerald: And?

Jesse: You can still turn yourself in. Make things right.

Gerald: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. MAYBE I WILL. COME ON STELLA!

(Stella nods with an evil smile)

(They go to the council)

Gerald: Here, you can send messages via jukebox.

Jukebox: Hello? Queries or tips?

Gerald: Hi. I'd like to give a tip on the whereabouts of Gerald and Stella.

Jukebox: REALLY? Hold up, we'll transfer you to Bounty Hunter Gerald immediately.

Jukebox: Hello?

Gerald: Yes. Gerald and Stella are in the Szechuan Sauce. My name is Jesse. Just one thing: I have quit on Gerald and Stella. May me and my friends please have a normal life?

Jumebox: All we want is Gerald, sir.

Gerald: Thank you. My name is Jesse, and I'm a big fat idiot.

(Gerald and Stella go to the Szechuan Sauce world, when other dimension Geralds capture them and place them in a prison)

Warden: We decided to be nice and place you and your girlfriend in the same cell. Heh.

Gerald: (no emotion) Cool.

Warden: Why didn't you come to terms? All the other Geralds are smooching their Stella.

Gerald: (no emotion) And that's why the other Geralds are losers.

Warden: Fine. Be defiant. I heard you call her your "champion". Classic couple move.

Gerald: (no emotion) Sure.

(The Warden leaves)

(Gerald and Stella are left in the cell)