User blog:Gerald-XR-Donovan/The Adventures of Gerald and Stella Season 4 Episode 5

(Gerald is drinking a water bottle)

Stella: Gerald, are we gonna go on an adventure today?

Gerald: Sort of. I'm gonna go to Beacontown to tell Jesse's friends something.

Stella: Oh. Um. Okay.

Gerald: Don't worry, I'm not using you. We already did that to Jesse.

(2 hours later)

Gerald: I'm back, Stel. Don't worry. Jesse is paying us a little visit. But I have a little surprise for him.

Stella: I like surprises.

Gerald: Yeah, but this surprise is gonna REALLY hurt Jesse.

Stella: (laughing)

(They go to Gerald's lab)

Stella: This is your half of the treasure hall?

Gerald: Yep.

Stella: It's... fancy.

(Jesse, Petra, Lukas, Axel, Olivia, Xara, Jack, Nurm, Radar, and Ivor enter Gerald's lab)

Jesse: (pulls out diamond sword) I'm ready to fight. (He is wearing Ender Defender)

Stella: Oh please. (Puts on her business armor and pulls out Miss Butter)

Olivia: What? Where'd you get that?

Stella: Oh, me and Petra did a little trade. Isn't that right, Petra?

Petra: Yeah... we did...

Olivia: Why would you trade a sword like that?

(Jesse swings at Stella)

Stella: Ow!

Gerald: C'mon Stella! Get your guard up!

Jesse: Aw. He's giving his girlfriend combat tips. How cute.

Gerald: Still not my girlfriend.

(Stella swings at Jesse, injuring him)

Jesse: Agh!

Xara: Jesse?

Lukas: Jesse? You okay?

Jesse: Yeah, I'm fine!

(Xara fires at Stella; she hits her shoulder)

Stella: Ow!

Gerald: Stella, you okay?

Stella: Yeah. Just need to get my strength back.

Gerald: I gotcha covered. Made a stop in Beacontown. (Pulls out a raw porkchop)

Jesse: T-Tha-That's not...

Gerald: Your pet? Think again. (Puts the porkchop in a furnace)

Olivia: No! You wouldn't!

Radar: Jesse! We gotta stop him!

Axel: What do we do?

Lukas: Gerald and Stella have no heart!

(It finishes cooking)

Gerald: Stella. Catch!

(Gerald throws the porkchop)

Stella: (catches it)

Jesse: Stella! Please!

Radar: Don't do it, Stella!

Stella: Aw. Is this your pet? Sure would be a shame if... (she eats it) Oops.

Olivia: NO!

Jesse: YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU HADN'T DONE THAT, STELLA!

Gerald: Now, this is what I call a fight.

(Jesse swings non-stop at Stella)

Stella: You're not winning, Jesse!

Jesse: YOU ATE REUBEN!

Stella: Aw. I'm sorry. Not. (Evil smile)

(Jesse keeps punching her armor)

Stella: How cute.

Jesse: JUST SHUT UP AND DIE!

(Jesse doesn't stop punching)

Lukas: Jesse! Calm down!

Axel: Are you kidding? Tear her apart, Jesse!

(Jesse swings at her over and over again)

Stella: (knocks Jesse down)

Jesse: (faints)

Stella: (evil smile) Sweet dreams, Jesse.

Axel: AAAAAAAAAAAA! (Charges at Stella)

Gerald: (knocks Axel down after one punch)

Lukas: Stella... how could you?

Petra: Reuben meant the world to Jesse.

Stella: Like I care.

Olivia: You've gone too far, Stella!

Gerald: This was fun, but... bodyguards?

(The bodyguards kick them all out)

Petra: Those guys are sick. Sick in the head.

Jesse: Stella's gone too far. I'm not letting her get away with this.

(Jesse enters Stella and Gerald's lab)

Stella: Aw. He's still mad.

Jesse: You can't save yourself this time, Stella.

Stella: Oh, no?

Jesse: No. (Grabs an inventory removal gun and shoots Stella with it; Stella's inventory is gone and she's just wearing her dress from MCSM S2E1) How does it feel to be powerless?

Gerald: You're forgetting that I made that. (Goes to the inventory world)

Stella: Jesse, wait, we can talk about this.

Jesse: I am DONE talking.

(Jesse is walking towards Stella)

Gerald: (goes back to the lab) I'm back.

(Bodyguards kick Jesse out)

Jesse: Wait. I wanna TALK to Stella and Gerald.

Bodyguard: Fine. Five minutes.

(Jesse goes back in and grabs Gerald's spare portal gun)

Stella: Put it back!

Jesse: (teleports an alternate Gerald and Stella) Don't you see what you guys could've been?

Stella: What?

Jesse: You could've been better people. Be happy. Be together. (The alternate Gerald and Stella start to kiss)

Gerald: (looks away)

Stella: Jesse, what are you doing?

Jesse: Why don't you just get together? You're really good friends, and you could be much, much more.

Gerald: You better shut up RIGHT NOW.

(Jesse teleports the alternate Gerald and Stella back to their home world)

Jesse: No. Stop denying it. You two are a match. You're good friends, you love treasure, you love picking on me, and I bet you love each other.

Bodyguards: Five minutes is up!

(Jesse is kicked out)

Gerald: Good riddance.