User blog:Gerald-XR-Donovan/Prequel

(Gerald is in his house in Beacontown)

Gerald: This town SUCKS. It's too colorful and making my eyes hurt, the parrots keep you awake EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, and the house next door to me smells of cake. THIS SUCKS.

(Radar overhears him)

Gerald: What do you want?

Radar: If you hate Beacontown so much, then why don't you go and live in Champion City?

Gerald: You know what? Maybe I will.

(Gerald tries to leave)

Radar: I must warn you. The owner, Stella, isn't too nice. She's obsessed with treasure, always making trades, and she HATES Jesse.

Gerald: Sounds cool.

Radar: What?

(Gerald takes off to Champion City)

Gerald: Whoa. This architecture it's... it's... amazing! Love the color! Love the shrubbery! And the skyscrapers are neat. Now... to meet this "Stella" person.

(Gerald enters Champion City)

Gerald: Man, this is so cool.

(Gerald enters the courtyard and is in the crowd)

Stella: Yes! That's right! Puppies for everyone! Regarded you have the right payment, of course. Yes, yes! A diamond hoe? Take him! He's all yours now!

(Stella spots Gerald)

Stella: Is it... Gerald... the legendary adventurer?

Gerald: The one and only!

Gardener: I've heard stories of him!

Female citizen: His stories are... good reads!

Stella: Well... um... what are you here for?

Gerald: I checked out Beacontown. Ew. No wonder you hate Jesse. His town smells like a pig in wet mud it even hurt my eyes.

Stella: Yes. I agree. So much.

Gerald: So, thought I'd come over. See what this "Champion City" was about.

Stella: Well, I'd love to hear from a professional builder such as yourself. What are your thoughts?

Gerald: It's... incredible. Never seen anything like it. Truly. Your city is truly unique. So... I'd like to live here.

Gardener: A real hero in residence?

Stella: Of course you can!

Gerald: Yeah... can I talk to you... in private?

(They go to Stella's treasure hall)

Gerald: I'm a fan of your city. Your treasures? Not as much. It's pretty bad, but it has potential. Architecture? Amazing. Treasures? They suck. I have an offer you can't resist. We all win.

Stella: What is it?

Gerald: I trick Jesse into going on some adventures that you tag along with us on. You get half of the treasures we obtain, I eventually reveal my REAL plan, and then it's just you and me. One of a kind treasure for you, Jesse's betrayed and a laughing stock, Champion City has a better reputation, I get to live in possibly the best location I've seen in this world. We all win!

Stella: ... (Evil smile) It's a deal.

(They shake hands)

Gerald: Welcome to your Adventure Training.