User blog:Gerald-XR-Donovan/The Adventures of Gerald and Stella Season 1 Episode 4

(Gerald is taking a nap in his house in Champion City when bodyguards enter)

Gerald: Wha? What are you doing in MY house?

Rodrigo: Stella wants to see you. Plus we brought you this since your hunger level is probably below zero. (Gives him a porkchop)

Gerald: Hunger? No. I last ate 2 hours ago. AND PORKCHOPS? Does it look like this is breakfast? It's in the afternoon, you stupid bodyguards!

Rodrigo: But, you've been asleep for two days.

Gerald: Wait, what?

(Gerald is sent to the treasure hall)

Stella: You finally made it!

Gerald: Not before being pushed around by your dumb guards.

Stella: Well, are you gonna go to more worlds?

Gerald: Ugh. Fine. And why did the guards have to give me the food? I still have the sandwich from Episode 3.

Stella: Oh. I do apologize. Now, we gonna get another assistant again? Preferably one we can push around?

Gerald: Sure. (Teleports another random person to the treasure hall; it's Petra)

Stella: Oh dear. Petra. Looks like we get to be your boss for the day. How humiliating it will be for you.

Petra: What? I don't have to go!

(Gerald puts her in a straitjacket and shoves her into the UFO)

Gerald: Yes. You do.

Petra: This is kidnapping!

Stella: Maybe it is. Who cares?

(Gerald drives the UFO)

Petra: I should be in Beacontown right now.

Gerald: Sorry. There's no Beacontown on my radar. Just Champion City and... Losertown.

(Gerald and Stella high five)

Petra: WILL YOU STOP WITH PUSHING JESSE DOWN AND JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY???

Gerald: WHAT DID YOU SAY???????

(Gerald shoots Petra in the shoulder)

Petra: FINE! I'm sorry!

(They teleport to another dimension)

Stella: Huh? What dimension is this?

Gerald: A dimension where... I really don't know.

Guy: Hello there!

Gerald: Hey-

Guy: Are you and the blonde girl a couple? Just curious.

Gerald: I'M SO SICK OF THIS!!!

(Grabs the guy's hand and crushes)

Guy: (Screaming and kicking) GET HIM OFF!

(Gerald releases)

Gerald: I only wanted some ketchup (sad face)

Stella: There's ketchup on his hand.

(They go to another world)

(They land in the szechuan sauce world)

Gerald: NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Stella: The lakes are Szechuan Sauce, the rivers are Szechuan Sauce, and the ground is... chicken.

Gerald: (mines a chicken block, collecting 9 chickens) SZECHUAN TIME!!

(He dips the chicken in the lake and eats it)

Gerald: So... good...

Stella: My turn. (Mines a chicken block)

Petra: The heck is-

(Stella eats the chicken with the szechuan sauce)

Petra: Eh, what the heck... (Collects some chicken and eats it with the sauce) This is... THIS IS... ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

Gerald: WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?????

Stella: And Jesse calls me crazy. How could you not like this?

Petra: Wait-

Stella: Well, we're your bosses now. And we say, as punishment, you have to eat this-

(Gives her chicken that is smothered in the sauce)

Petra: Okay... fine... (eats it while gagging)

Stella: Well I never. How could someone NOT like this?

Gerald: I'D AGREE.

Petra: Geez. Sorry.

(They go to an emerald world)

Stella: Treasures!

(She scoops up some emeralds)

Gerald: Okay...

Petra: Is that... emerald armor?

Emerald Man: Yes. It's the only set in the world. And everyone is wondering how to get it. Everyone who tries gets shocked to death! Isn't it terrifying?

Stella: I want it!

Petra: We can't get that!

Gerald: (uses a machine to teleport it to them)

Petra: Uhh...

Gerald: I'm the smartest man in the universe. What did you expect?

Petra: You are?

Gerald: Of course I am! And with my help, Stella will be the smartest woman in the universe. My associate. My friend. My partner. Whatever.

Stella: (under breath) "Your girlfriend" is a better term.

Gerald: I. Heard. That.

(Gerald throws a sword into her arm)

Petra: Ow!

Stella: Let's go, Gerald.

(They leave without Petra)

Petra: HEY!

(Gerald teleports her to them)

(They arrive in a hybrid between the Overworld, the Nether, and the End)

Gerald: This is crazy!

Stella: Are those Minecarts connected from side to side?

(There are three of them)

Gerald: A ROLLERCOASTER! No way!

Petra: I hope you guys are brave enough!

Gerald: Heh heh. IS THAT A THREAT?

Petra: No! No! It's not a threat!

Stella: Aw. Poor powerless Petra. Too afraid of Gerald.

(Gerald and Stella hop into the Minecarts)

Petra: Aw. The cute couple sitting next to each other.

Gerald: Fine. Keep calling her my girlfriend. I might just forget to NOT push you out of the Minecart at the highest point.

(The Minecarts go slow and almost reach the top until they down)

Petra: (screaming)

Stella: (half-scream)

Gerald: (hands in the air) HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stella: Oh. I mean- (hands in the air) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(The Minecart ride continues for 10 minutes)

Petra: Ugh. (Throws up)

Stella: Poor Petra. Can't handle a measly Minecart journey. I worry about you on your real adventures.

Petra: Shut up.

Gerald: Who wants to explore our final world?

Stella: Yes!

Gerald: Hey. Stella? Do you... uhh... do you want this? (Gives her the emerald armor)

Stella: Oh. Yes. Sure.

(She takes it)

Gerald: Final world time!

(They go to a world where everything is made of potatoes)

Petra: What?

Stella: Why?

Gerald: Ugh. Fine. (They teleport back to Champion City)

Stella: Get out, Petra!

(Petra leaves)

Gerald: Well, Stella. This has been... quite fun... but I'm afraid...

Stella: What?

Gerald: (Angry look) I'm afraid, we won't have any more adventures.

Stella: What? Why? Are you ditching me? Was I being used?

Gerald: Nope.

Stella: I didn't want them to end already! I was getting cool treasures, and I thought that you though I was cool!

Gerald: Oh. But you are cool. And you're only gonna get cooler.

Stella: I... am?

Gerald: Oh, but there's more. Our adventures are only just beginning. Tomorrow, your true task happens. We've been over this Stella. Tomorrow is Day Five...