User blog:Gerald-XR-Donovan/The Adventures of Gerald and Stella Season 4 Episode 4 - "Rest and Geraldlaxation"

Gerald: UUUUUUGH. Okay... okay, that was a little TOO extreme.

Stella: Yeah... never again. I feel terrible.

Gerald: Yeah. Too much. I need something to calm down. And that's definitely a first.

Stella: What... do we do?

Gerald: There's a detox machine near the Citadel of Geralds. We could use that.

Stella: Detox? You mean the thing that people like Jesse's TNT friend do to try and get skinnier?

Gerald: This is a different detox. A detoxification machine that makes you relaxed.

Stella: Oh.

Gerald: You wanna use it?

Stella: Sure.

(They go to the detox machine)

Kenney: Oh, hey Gerald. Who's your friend?

Gerald: (whispering) YES! Finally someone who doesn't ship Sterald!

Kenney: You using this thing too?

Gerald: Yeah. I guess so.

(Gerald and Stella enter)

Gerald: Now the operator about to turn it on, I should probably tell you something.

Stella: What?

Gerald: Stella, I-

(Gerald and Stella wake up in a gooey, slimy location)

Gerald: Huh?

Stella: What? Gerald, what were you saying?

Gerald: I WAS GOING TO SAY "STELLA, I HEARD A RUMOR THAT THE MACHINE WAS KNOWN FOR EXPLODING"! AND NOW WE'RE DEAD!!!!

Stella: What??

Gerald: WE'RE DEAD!

Stella: (slight scream; a chunk of her face falls off and grows back)

Gerald: ...toxins.

Stella: What??

Gerald: THE MACHINE DIDN'T BLOW UP! IT WORKED NORMALLY! THESE ARE OUR TOXIC PERSONALITIES!!

(In Champion City)

Stella: Ah. I feel great. So refreshed.

Gerald: Me too.

Stella: Lluna?

Lluna: (panicked llama noises)

Stella: Come on, Lluna. Let's go home.

Lluna: (confused llama noises)

Stella: You don't want to? That's fine. Enjoy the fresh air some more.

Lluna: (very confused llama noises)

(Stella and Gerald go to Stella's treasure hall)

Stella: Ah. My treasures.

Gerald: We had some great adventures.

(Gerald and Stella's toxic sides come)

Toxic Gerald: HEY JERKFACE! REMEMBER US?

Toxic Stella: Y-yeah! R-remember us!

Toxic Gerald: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PARTNER! YOU ACT SO TOUGH YET YOU'RE REALLY JUST A SCARED LITTLE GIRL!

Toxic Stella: S-sorry, G-Gerald!

Toxic Gerald: SURE YOU ARE! IF YOU'RE SORRY, GO ATTACK THE LAME US!

Toxic Stella: T-take this! (Weakily smacks Stella)

Stella: Gerald, what do we do?

Gerald: What's the problem, buddy!

Toxic Gerald: BUDDY? (Punches Gerald) I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY!

(Gerald is knocked out)

Stella: Gerald! Are you okay?

(Toxic Gerald hits Stella)

Stella: Ow!

(He puts her in a straitjacket)

(On top of a tower in Champion City)

Stella: Huh? Where am I?

Toxic Gerald: Surprise.

(Toxic Stella enters Stella)

Stella: I'M BACK!

(Toxic Gerald enters Gerald)

Gerald: I'M BACK TOO! That detox sucked!

Stella: Well, we're better now! Wait, how do we get down?